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Email's primary purpose seems to be quick and easy distribution of humor. Where do jokes come from? Who knows? But sooner or later, the jokes stop here.
Email's primary purpose seems to be quick and easy distribution of humor. Where do jokes come from? Who knows? But sooner or later, the jokes stop here.
added 2007 Wed May 16 2:33:22 by hochubabubu
This happens, when you drink much, you smoke and at all you do not like to clean your room ;)
This happens, when you drink much, you smoke and at all you do not like to clean your room ;)
added 2007 Sat May 12 16:22:18 by daryllorette
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, or hovering over 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be nice and conform to the fashions that the designers in NYC, California, and/or Paris inflict upon the world.
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, or hovering over 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be nice and conform to the fashions that the designers in NYC, California, and/or Paris inflict upon the world.
added 2007 Sat May 5 22:09:12 by EvelinVT
A man phones home and tells his wife, "I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It is the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So, if you could, please pack my clothes, my fishing equipment and especially my blue silk pyjamas. I will be home in an hour to pick them up." He goes home in a hurry, grabs everything and rushes o
A man phones home and tells his wife, "I have a chance to go fishing for a week. It is the opportunity of a lifetime. We leave right away. So, if you could, please pack my clothes, my fishing equipment and especially my blue silk pyjamas. I will be home in an hour to pick them up." He goes home in a hurry, grabs everything and rushes o
added 2007 Sun Apr 8 8:13:11 by EvelinVT
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 25 years with only suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. One day, deep in the wilds, she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcom
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 25 years with only suitably shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. One day, deep in the wilds, she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcom
added 2007 Sat Mar 17 4:19:47 by EvelinVT
This joke was Voted best Irish joke of 2005! John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!....
This joke was Voted best Irish joke of 2005! John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!....
added 2007 Tue Mar 13 17:36:21 by Wil
Occasionally we're surprised into laughing at something funny, but most laughter has little to do with humor. It's an instinctual survival tool for social animals, not an intellectual response to wit. It's not about getting the joke. It's about getting along. [via reddit]
Occasionally we're surprised into laughing at something funny, but most laughter has little to do with humor. It's an instinctual survival tool for social animals, not an intellectual response to wit. It's not about getting the joke. It's about getting along. [via reddit]
added 2007 Fri Feb 23 19:23:40 by EvieVonTess
This is one smart kid... He writes to God for some money and gets a response he wasn't exactly looking for... funny joke.
This is one smart kid... He writes to God for some money and gets a response he wasn't exactly looking for... funny joke.
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added 2007 Thu Feb 22 6:13:07 by EvieVonTess
This is a joke about a girls first time and inviting her boyfriend over to meet her parents.... funny ending!
This is a joke about a girls first time and inviting her boyfriend over to meet her parents.... funny ending!
added 2007 Wed Feb 21 5:36:48 by EvieVonTess
This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other.
This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes, is usually found hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other.
added 2007 Sun Feb 18 21:26:21 by EvieVonTess
10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. 9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. 8. I think hairy butts are really sexy. 7. Hey, get a whiff of that one. 6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. 5. This diamond is way too big.
10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends. 9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way. 8. I think hairy butts are really sexy. 7. Hey, get a whiff of that one. 6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute. 5. This diamond is way too big.
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added 2007 Sun Feb 11 1:07:41 by worker
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
added 2007 Fri Feb 2 5:15:25 by worker
Why don't elephants ride bicycles? They don't have thumbs to ring the bells.
Why don't elephants ride bicycles? They don't have thumbs to ring the bells.
added 2007 Thu Jan 18 6:23:11 by worker
For a big laugh or a little smile in between. Because sex is also fun: Here are the sex jokes!
For a big laugh or a little smile in between. Because sex is also fun: Here are the sex jokes!
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At Allen Campaign Event, McCain Jokes About Monkey Flying A Plane
At Allen Campaign Event, McCain Jokes About Monkey Flying A Plane
